or "My Life is Not a Movie But Maybe", a take on an Okkervil River song.
Due to a recent personal experience, and by "recent" I mean less than 24 hours ago, I now have a slightly better insight into the likes and dislikes of people who participate in armed robberies:
Your driver's license
Debit cards (2)
Credit cards (2)
Starbucks Gift Cards (2, but only one had any money on it)
Your student ID
Potbelly cookies (who doesn't?)
Charcoal-colored wool bags
Vera Bradley wallets
Your faculty ID
Museum Membership Cards
Lettuce Entertain You restaurants
The Limited (clearly they have awful taste if they don't like the LTD)
Bobbi Brown lipstick
More on this at a later date!