Sunday, December 28, 2008

Facebook status updates I would post if I had the guts.

Kristen XXXXXXXX wonders if it's more exhausting to celebrate Christmas with a husband and kids, or to have to repeatedly explain why she doesn't have a husband and kids.

Kristen XXXXXXXX wonders how some of her friends, who were once loads of fun, became so dull.

Kristen XXXXXXXX really doesn't care to hear about how badly you spoil your kids, or how many Christmas celebrations you have to attend.

Kristen XXXXXXXX does not need to know how your household chores are coming along.

Kristen XXXXXXXX wants to punch you in the face when you complain about your husband.