A coworker was complaining to me about how a guy she was talking to, who she hasn't seen in about two weeks, told a mutual friend "Yeah, we talk all the time!" when the mutual friend asked the dude if he was still talking to her.
She said "Guys are so dumb...we haven't hung out in like two weeks. I guess it shows that no, they aren't thinking about us..."
I stated, offhandedly "Or maybe they're like dogs and just have a different idea of time..."
She was speechless for a couple seconds and said "Wow...that's good..."