I tried to find a word that meant "confused" or "unsure" that contained "FAN" in it so I could keep with the month's theme, but I was unsuccessful (read: impatient.)
While out running errands, I walked past a woman wearing a shirt that said "20% hotter than you." I couldn't tell where the shirt was from, but I figured Hollister, Abercrombie, or the Victoria's Secret Pink line.
I am always conflicted when I see people wearing shirts talking about how awesome they are/think they are. Half of me is jealous of their apparently high levels of self-esteem, while another part of me rolls my eyes and thinks "Oh please..."
Which side should I listen to?